Don't get old, just die.

I wish to share a piece of wisdom, passed down from my mother's mother, Gma.

On the eleventh day of the first month of the thirteenth year of the twenty-first century, A. Bates, daughter of M. Corcoran, proclaimed, "Girls, don't get old." To which D. Paradise, second eldest granddaughter of A. Bates, responded, "So just go from middle age to dead?" And here marked the greatest piece of wisdom the Corcoran descendants would ever give to the world.