The Monocle Police

While I have somehow become the vagabond of this blog...well, actually that is quite an accurate description of me. However, I also own a monocle, so I find it to be my duty to tell you that today we walked by a shop titled, "The Monocle Shop" and I may have had a mini burst of excitement. To my dismay, it is in fact NOT a shop of monocles.

I'm Amused

Yesterday I had no internet access, so to make up for that, here's three pictures!  They are all amusing to me and possibly no one else.

 

Don't get old, just die.

I wish to share a piece of wisdom, passed down from my mother's mother, Gma.

On the eleventh day of the first month of the thirteenth year of the twenty-first century, A. Bates, daughter of M. Corcoran, proclaimed, "Girls, don't get old." To which D. Paradise, second eldest granddaughter of A. Bates, responded, "So just go from middle age to dead?" And here marked the greatest piece of wisdom the Corcoran descendants would ever give to the world.

Thumbs Up

Thumbs up because I'm watching Downton Abbey.  Yay.

The Zoe Humiliation Saga Pt. 4

We attempted fool bootage. It didn't go well.  After this she threw a fit and kicked them all off. Doggie boots = FAIL.

Limeade

It is delicious.

Here's an emoticon of a table flip (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻　┳━┳ ◡ ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ ┻━┻
It's unrelated.  See you tomorrow.

El Camino

A charming dinner date at El Camino helped to brighten our winter blues. Guacamole, homemade pork chorizo and sweet potato rice bowl, and limeade with coconut milk. Yum.

Also, I look like a "youth" today...a hipstery, working at a coffee shop looking youth.

(supercait was in this photo, but I don't think she approved of the photo but I still wanted to use it, so yes..I cut her out.  Narcissism.)

Si Si to CeCi

So, it turns out that I'm super into CeCi Korea magazine. Well, at least all the photo spreads I've seen. I'm also super into Jo Bo Ah and Sung Joon. She is too cute for my own sanity.

Darth Cait

I'm trying to replay Knights of the Old Republic on evil.  I'm the worst at being evil in games.  I feel so guilty. 

I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.  I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Shut Up and Let's Go!

Instead of further continuing the Zoe Humiliation saga, I thought I would share my new favorite song. I am ridiculously obsessed with it...<3

The Saga Continues

We got all four boots on her today.  Then she kicked them all off.

One foot, then the other

Zoe has this problem of cold feet hindering her walks and forcing others to exert extra energy in order to carry her home.  So, we made a trip to South Portland today to find her some booties, that we were pretty sure she would hate. Here she is after a few minutes of getting used to them. The first few minutes we were laughing too much to grab a video of it.

It's a Wookiee

This is Zoe.  She got some new boots today.  Hilarious photos hopefully to follow.

That voodoo that you do

Cumberland Foreside, ME

This is the photo I was taking in the previous photo. Keep staring and you will see a parallel universe..or you will be pulled into the photograph and become a part of it and we won't let you leave until you have an offering that pleases us.

Photo

This is a photo of Devoni taking a photo.

Zombie Apocalypse...you're probably screwed

 Finally got caught up on The Walking Dead today. As awesome as I would like to consider myself, there is no way in hell I would survive a zombie apocalypse. Luckily, a pact has been struck, so I can be relieved that my loved ones won't let me be torn apart and eaten alive. Phew, that was a close one.

The End

Night vision and iron balls

Dinner at Nosh in Portland: Burgers, bacon dusted fries, and beer. Mm.

It may have felt like 0℉ today, but the sun and blue skies called us out...until we were called back in to have a Walking Dead date with KR (-_- ;) heh heh.

"Night vision and iron balls?"
We may have experienced a severe case of miscommunication this evening.

The Rules of Fancy

Fancy people drink fancy coffee.  And I own a monocle, so...

Hello

I celebrated the New Year with Kitty.  That's how I roll.

The Sun Sets on 2012

Soon all memories will depart,
Of a past left well behind.
I will get off to a new start,
With the best of mankind. 

-Bernard Shaw A New Start